(sound of air leaking from a ball) If your favorite quarterback invented the tuck rule, then I'm not going to question why your nursing a Bacardi Breezer. A: By the time he gets out of jail he wont have a tight end left.A: They had to give up a first round pick and a felon to be named later! You'll also want to read what she says about "shacking up".
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!Q: What's the difference between the Patriots and cigarettes? Q: What do the Los Angeles Police Department and the New England Patriots have in common? Did you hear about the cereal Bill Belicheat and "Shady" Brady eat before games? A: Because Tim Tebow brings out the worst in everybody. A: He entered prison as a tight end and became a wide receiver.